A bad friend send me a joke[1], because I'm a fan of Chinese Food.

 

 

                                                                                                               Chinese Food

 

 

 

   Personally I think Chinese food is tasty.

  But you must remember some problems about

  translation from Chinese to English and

  Spanish, for choosing it correctly.

  For example: when you read chicken,

  the real meaning may be urban pigeon.

  Or, in case that you prefer swine, pay

  attention, sure is any sort of rodent like

  the capybara or water rodent or simple rats.

  And last but not least, the famous "to give

  someone a cat instead of hare".

  This isn’t a censure but an advice for

  the customers of Chinese food, for whom the

  philosophy is “all bug that walks is

  going to stop to the grill”. [2]

                                                                                   

Dr.C.N.M.

                                                                                                            


[1] A racist rehearsal.

[2] Ordinary variant of Genesis 1.29: Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.